Totality

The eclipse was today and you better believe that I got all caught up in the hype almost a year ago.

I’ve been reading up on it and watching documentaries.

However, nothing could have prepared me for what I witnessed.

Holy fuck.

Where I live we achieved totality for one minute and 58 seconds.

The temperature dropped and it did darken up but the temperature by far was the coolest (pun intended) part other than watching the actual eclipse.

This was the last sliver of sun before totality.

Flip Flap. 

Ok, so my inner upper thighs are flap clapping in the wind. 

And, it’s so not cool. 

I’ve been more active. Walking an average of 7 miles a day, riding my bike, playing tennis and roller skating and my legs have gotten so toned. 

Except my inner upper thighs. 

What’s a girl to do?! 

Run Forest Run. 

I’ve decided to start jogging, after many people have told me that I would it. 

I’m going to do a combination of jogging and walking. You know jog until I start feeling like I may hyperventilate and then walk. 

Rinse and repeat. 

I haven’t jogged for no particular reason since I played on sports teams. 

I’m gonna try it out and see how it goes. I can only get better at it, right?! 

I feel like I’m going to be breathing like a cow. 

🐄 moo. 

Fog. 

I live in the Willamette Valley and even in the summertime, it gets foggy.

When I was a child, my brother told me that fog eats your brains.

He said that you always had to wear a hat or ear muffins (brother also said they were called ear muffins, not ear muffs) in the fog.

I’ve been wearing a hat while going out in the fog for over 30 years.

Don’t you do it….

Do. Not. Ask. A. Woman. If. She. Can. Squirt.  

This has got to be the most annoying question that men ask me. 

It’s an INSTANT turn off. 

For the record, every single woman can squirt. It’s just that most don’t know their body well enough for it to happen. 

So, take my advice and keep this question to yourself because chances are that you wouldn’t be able to make her squirt anyways. 

I don’t get the tag line but it made me laugh.

I’ve been reading about four books a week.

New aloe plant.
Looks so good, right?!
Gum for a good cause but they fucked me up with the GMO crap.
Love me some Amazon Prime.
My favorite morning spot.
I saw this on the way home the other day. Deal breaker.
Say it ain’t so…
I do try and answer all my messages.
I got this message from the boy I invited over and stole my panties.
It snowed!!!! It only happens here like once every four years. It was magical.
I’ve been tanning.